Pudong skyline, Shanghai

Pudong skyline, Shanghai
Pudong skyline, Shanghai

Thursday 17 May 2012

Humpers' Hill

As much as I would have liked to have chosen a more subtle or tasteful title for this blog entry, it just didn’t seem in keeping with the content.  Also, I thought it would attract your attention, and as you are now casting a curious eye over this post, it appears to have done the trick!

I live in a great part of Shanghai: on the interchange of two metro lines, with local shops and great street food on our doorstep, and a short distance from good nightlife spots and great shopping malls.  There’s also a well maintained park a 5 minute walk from my apartment; where families, joggers and yuppies enjoy their respective recreation time.  After dark, however, Xujiahui park becomes a ‘breeding’ ground for young, infatuated Chinese couples who like nothing more than to find a relatively quite spot in the park in which to dry hump.  Yes, I said dry hump!  No word of a lie.

All new teachers at our company are given an induction pack upon arrival in Shanghai.  Included is a map of the city which specifically highlights Xujiahui park: ‘where the local lovebirds like to walk on cloud 9. Pssst… let’s not disturb them!’  They don’t seem to be walking on anything when I see them; legs entwined and busy playing tonsil tennis!

Hey ho, it is at least refreshing to see that younger generations here choose their own suitors and have fun finding Mr. or Mrs. Right amongst the millions of people in this vast city.  A quick trip to Humpers’ Hill might help them distinguish between the frogs and the princes/princesses!  Good luck to them.  Happy canoodling folks!

 
Xujiahui park

A xx

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