1. I will never look attractive wearing a bike helmet.
2. I will never look attractive wearing my purple and pink plastic poncho.
3. I will never look less attractive than when wearing the bike helmet and
plastic poncho ensemble.
4. I will never truly feel clean or attractive in a tropical country.
5. You will be heckled by every xe-om driver and his dog during dry weather when you
want to walk, but there's just never anyone around when you need a ride in the rain.
6. One student in every class will always have a personal hygiene issue.
7. No matter how much you practice pronunciation of consonant clusters prior to an
observation, your 5 year old students will still pronounce 'clock' as 'cock'.
And that's just how it is... but I'm fine with it!
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