Having
spent 9 days sauntering around the sights of Shanghai, it was time for the
family to venture further afield. A trip
to Hong Kong, before heading home provided a change of scene and allowed me to
join them to explore somewhere new to us all.
Upon
our arrival, it all felt a little too familiar, I could read signs, as you
would imagine everything is clearly marked in English and Chinese. Everyone (or near enough everyone) speaks
some degree of English. Both of these
things were a novelty for a short time, before the realisation that 90% of
written and spoken English is unnecessary drivel – advertising and gossip. Another reason I like working in non-English
speaking countries – ignorance is bliss and you can easily block out and ignore
foreign chit chat.
Anyway,
I digress. Returning to familiarity –
everything was very British… except the weather of course: hot & humid is
far from Brit climate. The road signs,
double decker buses, street names, high street stores such as M&S, Clarkes
and Hush Puppies etc. Brands and
products were the same as at home. Prior
to taking this trip, I was of course aware of the 1997 handover, but still I
expected the Chinese would have made more of a mark since.
Initially
venturing out of the hotel and getting our bearings led us to the Avenue of the
Stars, a short walk from where we were staying in Kowloon. I won’t lie, most of the names I didn’t
recognise, but Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Jet Li were a few I did. Posing for a photo, placing my palms in the
concrete casts of one Mr J. Chan, I can tell they weren’t accurate moulds. I’ve yet to meet an Asian man with larger
hands than mine. I doubt Jackie’s really
are – he probably wobbled the cement to give the impression his hands were
larger (pun intended). The Avenue of the
Stars also provided a good vantage point from which to watch the sunset on our
first day.
Venturing
out of Kowloon we got the ferry to Hong Kong Island. Having read of the stunning views the tram to
Victoria Peak viewpoint offered, we were slightly worried the heat haze would
detract from the experience. Luckily, our
fears weren’t realised and the views were as impressive as we had hoped. Spending the day in the company of a lovely
Australian lady we met on the bus journey provided a reminder of how different
my lifestyle and career choices are from the majority of people. If you’re reading this Marie, thank you for
your company and for making me feel so special.
The
next day saw us walking down Nathan Road, the main street that runs north to
south down Kowloon. Being asked every 20
yards became exhausting and the monotony of replying ‘no, thank you’ gave way
to my playful side. Instead, I adopted a
different tact, choosing to question them, ask if they could repair my broken
watch free of charge, or just providing compliments and enquiring how a man
stays in such obviously good physical shape when his job merely requires him to
stand on a pavement all day every day! I’m sure it brightened their days too.
Which
brings me nicely to my favourite observation about Hong Kong – the men. Most guys in Shanghai are fairly short
(compared to me anyway) and rather effeminate.
Now I like a man to be fashionable and take care of his appearance, but
when his shoe/bag collection is larger than you own, you have to start
wondering… Hong Kong, however, has a
multitude of tall, toned, totty! Men of
all races and backgrounds who are fashionable and firm! Men of Shanghai, ditch the Dolce and man up!
A
trip to the jade market saw me walking away with some very reasonably priced
purple jade earrings and necklace - more my style than the light green stuff
traditionally worn in these parts and unusual to boot. Telling traders you live in Shanghai always
gains more respect and lower ‘special prices for you’ and they know you won’t
budge from your original ‘best price’ offer.
Kowloon
park was next on the agenda, with a Chinese garden, sculpture park and aviary
amongst other sections there was plenty to see.
The highlight for me was ‘admiring’ the oversized statues in the Avenue
of Comic Stars. None of whom I had heard
of or seen before, but I had fun posing with a few of them anyhow.
Our
final evening saw us getting dolled up to take advantage of a generous
gift. A lush buffet style dinner inside
a well known International hotel chain.
Trying my best to maintain the ladylike exterior was particularly
challenging once faced with so many different dishes and foods not commonly found
or eaten during my time in Asia. Gorging
on everything that took my fancy and opting for a large plate upon which to
place my multitude of desserts no doubt left a few onlookers asking the eternal
question: “where does she put it all?”
My
verdict – a nice city break for the materialistic shopaholics and an ideal
place to dip your toe in an Asian experience, but not somewhere a
well-travelled culture-seeking sort like myself could see herself returning
to. Back to street food, chopsticks and
incomprehensible Chinese chit chat for me – I’m sooooo Asian now!
A xx